- Me: I wanna do something
- Anxiety: No you dont
- Me: But
- Anxiety: No
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad